| Are you an interior decorator? When i saw you the room became beautiful. |
| If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close... |
| Damn, Sugar, settle down. I’m diabetic. |
| Do you have any sunscreen? ’Cause you are burning me up! |
| If God has a refrigerator, I’ll bet your picture on it. |
| You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. |
| If I could put a price tag on beauty you’d be worth more than Fort Knox. |
| Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT! |
| Is your dad a terrorists? Cause you’re the bomb. |
| Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers. |
| You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life! |
| You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here! |
| Hi. Your name must be (your car here) because my backseat has it written all over. |
| Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage? |
| Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb! |
| Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Chirstmas. |
| You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way |
| Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scrapped my knee falling for you |
| I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. |
| So, what do you like to do for fun? (Why?) ’Cause I’m gonna ask you out. |
| Well, I AM telepathic, and i can tell that you love me. Right? (NO!) Damn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up. |
| I’m here now. What were your other two wishes? |
| I’m a Love Pirate, and I’m here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!! |
| Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. |
| Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings. |
| I’d love you like a snowstorm: I’d give you 8 to 10 inches and you wouldn’t be able to leave the house for 3 days. |
| You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong? |
| Trust me. It will only seem kinky the first time. |
| OH GOD! OH GOD! Just practicing. |
| You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home. |
| Excuse me, I was wondering if you could help me? See,I’m trying to find someone. (Who?) Anyone who’ll sleep with me. |
| I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them? |
| What time do you get off? Can I watch? |
| Can I add a branch to your family tree? |
| My name is Haywood. Haywood Jablome(?). |
| Have you ever been hunting before? (No.) Well then how about you come up to my cabin with me this weekend and I can teach you how to stuff a beaver. |
| Hey, do you exercise? Can I be your thighmaster? |
| Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind? |
| I’m like Domino’s Pizza: if you don’t cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free. |
| I’ll bet you $10 my dick can’t fit into your mouth. |
| Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceburg!" you do down. |
| Hi, do you dissect insects for scientific research? (No, why?) I thought you might want to look inside my fly. |
| Do you want to see the soles of your feet in the wing mirrors in my car? |
| If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie. |
| "I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it’s saying something right now." Put ear to watch. "It says that you’re not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh..." Tap watch a few times. "That’s the problem... my watch is an hour fast!" |
| You’re on my list of things to do tonight. |
| (Hold up a screw) Wanna screw? |
| So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you? |
| I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest. |
| If I were to borrow your glasses, could I see you home? |
| Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I’m here after. |
| Nice pants, can I test the zipper? |
| My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling. |
| Wanna play "kite"? I lay down, you blow and we’ll see how high you can make me. |
| If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed? |
| Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back? |
| You bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible." |
| Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it! |
| How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized? |
| Come over here and get a taste of America’s Most Wanted. |
| There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to mount. |
| Let’s let only latex stand between our love. |
| I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup? |
| Is your last name Gillette, it must be because you are the best a man can get. |
| Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place. |
| Are those lumber jack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood. |
| Hey baby...mind if I take my pants off? |
| Would you please come home with me and tie me up... |
| Would you like to have morning coffee with me? |
| Why don’t you come over here, sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up? |
| Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them? |
| What do you like for breakfast? |
| Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers? |
| Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh. |
| There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you. |
| There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more? |
| That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed. |
| Miss, If you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in? |
| If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? |
| If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me? |
| I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night? |
| I’ve got a condom with your name on it. |
| I’m an organ donor, need anything? |
| I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. |
| I think I could fall madly in bed with you. |
| Hi. You’ll do. |
| Hi. Are you legal? |
| Hi, my name is "Milk." I’ll do your body good. |
| Have you ever played leap frog naked ? |
| God must have been in a very good mood the day we met. |
| Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. |
| Excuse me, ma’am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be? |
| Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room? |
| Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated. |
| Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk. |
| Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D’ya wanna do lunch? |
| Can I see your tan lines? |
| Can I flirt with you? |
| Baby, I’m an American Express lover.... you shouldn’t go home without me! |
| Are you free tonight or will it cost me? |
| A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?" |
| (Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand. |
| Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway. |
| If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. |
| I’m gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there. |
| I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? |
| Hi, I’m a tawdry slut looking for a good time. |
| Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard? |
| Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap] HEY! What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza? |
| Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to? |
| Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist. |
| Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see! |
| I may not be dairy queen but I’ll treat you right! |
| Hi, my name is Doug. That’s "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it. |
| Is your name Pepsi cause’ I’ve gotta have it. |
| My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to |
| Are you accepting applications for your fan club? |
| Pardon me, have you seen my missing nobel prize around here anywhere? |
| You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case. |
| You make my software turn to hardware! |
| I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk. |
| Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. |
| Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! |
| Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. |
| Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole. |
| Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire. |
| Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it. |
| When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. |
| You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine. |
| Your dad must have been retarded, ’cuz you are special. |
| Sorry, but you owe me a drink. (Why?) I looked at you and dropped mine. |
| If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self |
| Excuse me... I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you. |
| You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat. |
| You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. |
| I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you. |
| Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night! |
| You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad. |
| You must be real reason for global warming. |
| Were your parents Greek Gods, ’cause it takes two gods to make a goddess |
| Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons! |
| If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. |
| I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you |
| Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? |
| So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you? |
| If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon |
| I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest. |
| Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I’m here after. |
| If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed? |
| Do you live on a chicken farm (no) well you sure know how to raise cocks |
| Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition? |
| I’m a freelance gynocologist. How long has it been since your last checkup? |
| You remind me of a championship bass, I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you. |
| Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place. |
| Would you please come home with me and tie me up |
| Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh. |
| There are 265 bones in the human body. How’d ya like one more? |
| If I gave you a sexy neglige e, would there be anything in it for me? |
| Hi, my name is "Milk." I’ll do your body good. |
| Hey! Ya wanna try out my new ’Home Artificial Insemination Kit?’ |
| ask her: "Do you know what winks and makes love like a tiger?" (no.) Then wink. |
| Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room? |
| Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk. |
| I’m an American Express lover.... you shouldn’t go home without me! |
| Are you free tonight or will it cost me? |
| You can stand next to me as long as you don’t mind the heat. |
| Do you have a name or can I call you mine? |
| Hey baby, I think you made my two by four into a four by eight. |
| I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on? |
| If you were a booger I’d pick you first. |
| I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free |
| Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them |
| I know where there’s a good party, they’ve got liquor in the front and poker in the rear. |
| If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. |
| I’m gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there. |
| I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? |
| Hey baby, whatdya say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!? |
| Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to? |
| Is that a keg in your pants? ’Cause I’d love to tap that ass. |
| Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine? |
| Something tells me you’re sweet. Can I have a sample |
| Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb! |
| Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage? |
| You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here! |
| Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for! |
| Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers. |
| Is your dad a terrorists? Cause you’re the bomb. |
| Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT! |
| You must be from Hiroshima, ’cause baby, you’re the bomb |
| Pinch me. (Why?) You’re so fine I must be dreaming. |
| You must be a hell of a thief ’cause you stole my heart from across the room |
| You must be an angel. Welcome to Earth. |
| Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together? |
| What’s that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle. |
| If I followed you home, would you keep me? |
| I have only three months to live... |
| Hey...somebody farted. Let’s get out of here. |
| Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. My Jaw. |
| Somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel! |
| Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven’s a long way from here |
| Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.? |
| Your father must be a race car mechanic, cause you got a finely tuned body? |
| There’s this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn’t go by myself. |
| That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? |
| If you were a laser, you’d be set on "stunning". |
| If you were a car, I’d wax and ride you all over town. |
| If I had a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents. |
| I wonder what our children will |
| I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate |
| Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated |
| You’re like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast. |
| You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts. |
| Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel? |
| What time do you have to be back in heaven? |
| If beauty were measured time, you’d be an eternity. |
| I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle. |
| You’re like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can’t stop ya. |
| You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I’ll do it your way |
| When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you. |
| Sex is like Pizza. Even if its bad, its still pretty darn good |
| I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down When I ask you out |
| Save a horse, ride a cowboy. |
| You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear |
| You’re like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life! |
| You’re eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea. |
| Was you Father an Alien? ’cause honey, on planet earth there’s nothing else like you! |
| Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back? |
| Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on! |
| Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day. |
| Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime? |
| Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes. |
| Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you |
| Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever saw |
| Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed? |
| Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain’t 3.5 inches and it sure ain’t floppy |
| Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac’s. |
| I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex. |
| I’m bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic |
| Do you know what’d look good on you? Me. |
| Is your name Summer? ’Cause you are as hot as hell. |
| The word of the day is "legs." Let’s say we head back to your place and spread the word. |
| If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie. |
| If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head? |
| I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn". |
| Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. |
| Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street. |
| Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest? |
| Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. |
| Do you want to see something swell? |
| It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me. |
| Is your name Gillette? ...coz you’re the best a man can get. |
| You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good. |
| I think I can die happy now, coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven. |
| Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of ’edible’ |
| You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine. |
| You know - I not really this tall. I’m just sitting on my wallet.
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| I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good. |
| Wow! Are those real? |
| You must be a Police officer, ’cause you got fine written all over you. |
| I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking? |
| Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business. |
| You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once! |
| Hey, don’t frown - you’ll never know who might be falling in love with your smile. |
| The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
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| So What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? |
| Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot. |
| Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. |
| If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together. |
| If you stood infront of a mirror and holding 9 roses, you would see 10 of the most beautiful things in the world.
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| Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven. |
| You make me so nervous and flustered,
I’ve completely forgotten my standard pick-up line. |
| If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? |
| Girl, you must be tired ’cause you’ve been running through my mind all day! |
| You with those curves, and me with no brakes ... |
| Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? |
| I admit, I’m kind of a geek by day... But a sex machine by night! |
| How about you sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up? |
| There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back at my place. |
| Do you have a mirror in your pocket? ’Cause I could see myself in your pants.
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| Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world! |
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?(No)
Enough to break the ice, hi my name’s (_____)
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| If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me? |
| Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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| Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good. |
| That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed. |
| Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before? |
| I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night? |
| I’ve just moved you to the top of my ’to do’ list |
| I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away! |
| Honey, I’m new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house. |
| That’s a nice pair of legs, what time do they open? |
| Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position. |
| Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin. |
| Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track. |
| Can I flirt with you? |
| Be unique and different, just say yes! |
